SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT
They say the New Haven Green is sitting atop buildings from way back. When it was first discovered, they wanted to do an archeological dig, but the local uproar put the kabash to it. Now, whenever I go to concerts on the Green I bring a soup spoon and spend my time clandestinely digging while listening to the music. I'm looking for just that one artifact that will make me famous, rich or notorious.
