Driver's Rules
Sweater Weather 2016
If I turn right I’ll have to turn right two more times.
If I don’t turn right I’ll have to make a u-turn and take my chances.
A left turn isn’t an option on a Street—only a Road.
A Lane is the same as a “Get Out of Jail Free” card—no rules.
A Boulevard is the toughest; a right turn from the left lane or a left turn from the right lane—no signaling allowed--just gun and go.
I’m afraid not to follow these rules but I wish I knew who was leaving them on my windshield.
