Baby BumpPurple Pig Lit 2014
Dear Extra Extra,
I want to send a thank you letter but I don’t know where to send it and since I see and hear so much about baby bumps on your show I figure you’ll pass the word around. Whoever it was that gave pregnant women the A-OK to show off their beautiful-round-tight-skinned-like a drum-sexy-beyond-belief bodies to the world in midi-blouses, cut out dresses and bikinis (especially bikinis) has my vote and gratitude. It’s been too long a time coming.
And I’m sure, beyond any doubt, that if my wife knew what has made me ravish her this past year like a high school junior fucking his math teacher, she would write her own thank you.
Your Pal In Connecticut,